Archive for June, 2008
Three big, thick marines, sitting on a couch….
On June 20, 2008 in AWOL Marines
Story time ya’ll! This one’s a good one, and involved the three very hot – and very straight – army guys that Bobby Garcia dragged over to his apartment the other afternoon to hangout. Now this one’s interesting because all three were actually really good lifelong pals (the two darker haired guys had actually grown up next door together), so these guy’s had done everything together.
Well, almost everything. Before the taping, they told Bobby that they had totally seen each other naked all the time – and that in the barracks, they probably spent more time out of uniform than in uniform, in a completely straight way, of course.
So as you can imagine, things started out pretty smoothly when Bobby asked them all to drop their pants and sit on the couch together. No big deal, right? Well, Bobby suspect these guys were willing to be more than just friends as they’re cocks started to get hard from the bisexual porn flick that was on the television in front of them, and if you watch carefully, you can see that more than one of the guy’s lets his eyes wander to his buddy’s stiff dick from time to time – causing him to jerk his dick even faster and more rigorously. We’re not saying watching his buddy stroke his meat turned him on – but it definitely didn’t hurt!
Three fail-proof tips to talking a straight boy our of his pants – and into your bed.
On June 17, 2008 in AWOL Marines
So how do you talk a straight guy into stripping down beating off in front of you? Here”s a few tips for your own personal conquests from the master of straight boy seduction himself, Bobby Garcia:
First off, there here aren”t many things more persuasive than a 6-pack of Budweisser and a few blunts. Seriously, after gulping down the beer and ripping some good weed, most guys will do anything – with anyone.
Furthermore, never underestimate the power of straight porn. Straight guys have like a sixth sense when it comes to movies about chicks getting banged, and if you have one playing on a popular online casino TV anywhere in your place, they”re bound to find it. I just recently had this total straight recruit over – and the minute I put popped in “Her First Gangbang”, he”d pitched a tent in his tight red shorts faster than I could blink.
Finally, don”t bullshit around what you want. Sure, it”s great to joke and play when you”re chatting it up with your hunky straight buddy, but always be direct in what you want. It”s the only way you”re going to get your lips around that juicy straight boy cock!
Fire in the hole! Bobby’s cock jacking causes another explosion!
On June 06, 2008 in AWOL Marines
It’s always nice to have someone around to take care of you. Cater to you, serve you, and make your every wish their command – and there’s nobody more deserving of such all-start treatment than our men in uniform. Of course, it’s those men willing to get out uniform who Bobby Garcia likes to take care of, like the service man he serviced a few evenings ago in the privacy of his own bedroom.
An especially laid back recruit, Bobby’s latest hook-up was all about pulling his hands in the air, kick back, and pull out his meat for Bobby to twerk and jerk. Everything about this guy was super sexy – his smooth skin contrasting those hair pits of his are sure to make any horny motherfucker drool. Sure, it wasn’t the biggest sausage on the block, but Bobby’s always good at treating everyone’s dick equally – with an end result more explosive than a hand grenade in a huddle of Commies. Fire in the hole, Bobby!
