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Review: AWOL Spunk: CJ

On July 14, 2009 in Blow Job, Deep Throat, Facial Cum Shot, Hot Bodies, Jerking Off, Military Videos, Sex While On Duty, Soldiers We'd Fuck

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What is it about a man wearing a uniform that makes him absolutely irresistible? We’re not quite sure if we have an answer, buy if we had to guess it would be that stripping him out of said uniform would be lots of fun. Add to that the fact that the guys in this particular film have gone AWOL, and we’re practically throwing ourselves at them.

A dude must be really horny if he actually goes AWOL in order to fulfill his need. In this case Vinnie and C.J. are the dudes looking to get away from base in order to bust a nut or two. We’re not sure if these impromptu trysts are enough to satisfy them, but from the look of their loads they haven’t been getting much alone time.

We always wonder when it is that these guys find the time to nut. We can’t imagine being surrounded by all those men, and not having a fling (or trying to) with at least a couple of them. We just hope that these two dudes go back to base completely satiated until the next time!

Marine Buddy Suck Fest

On June 23, 2009 in AWOL Marines, Blow Job, Deep Throat, Low Hangers, Sex While On Duty

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There is definitely something fishy about the guys in the armed forces. There’s just no reasonable way to explain this many guys ending up at Bobby’s house engaging in what could definitely be considered homosexual behavior. We get the fact that these guys don’t have very much privacy and probably jump at the chance to watch some hot lesbian porn and get off, but some of these guys suck dick just as well as our favorite porn stars!

Take these two, for instance. The one doing the sucking holds his buddy’s dick at the base and allows himself to go as far down the shaft as his gag reflex will allow. Incidentally, he’s pretty much able to take the entire thing down his throat. We have a feeling this isn’t the first time that these two have done this, but they still put on a jovial, disinterested affectation, which we’re guessing is supposed to throw us off from the fact that they are really enjoying themselves. No worries boys. Your secrets are safe with us!

Cock Sucking Marine

On June 16, 2009 in AWOL Marines, Blow Job, Deep Throat, Hot Bodies, Pubes, Sex While On Duty

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Most straight guys aren’t really all that proficient at sucking cock, but this one dick smoker that appears on Bobby’s site has some skills. Not only is he able to take most of it down his throat but he also works the head with his tongue – flicking at it as if he was a snake. He also does a really good job working the outside of the shaft, and seems to understand the importance of sucking hard and using his hand to stimulate a warm vagina or even a tight ass!

We’re not saying that these dudes are gay – far from it – but it seems like maybe they have done this before. Not that we’d be surprised. Guys will do just about anything when they are truly horny, and what’s wrong with lending each other a helping hand or a willing mouth when there are no girls available? Clearly, something’s being done right or the dude getting sucked wouldn’t have such a raging hard-on!

Dick-Sucking Good Fun

On June 03, 2009 in AWOL Marines, Blow Job, Deep Throat, Sex While On Duty, Smoking, Soldiers We'd Fuck

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We love all the reports that say that gays in the military would be a bad thing. From what we’ve seen on Bobby Garcia’s site not only have gays already infiltrated the military, but they are having (gasp) gay sexual relations to boot! We just can’t imagine what must go on after lights out in some of these camps. Even the straight guys are down for a little man-on-man action, but we already knew this. C’mon, guys are easy and a dude’s mouth will feel just the same as a girl’s. In fact, it’ll feel better because a guy who sucks his buddy’s cock knows exactly how it feels on the receiving end. Case in point, these two wearing camouflage paint on their faces. The dude getting sucked is watching straight porn – probably pretending a girl is smoking his cock. It feels so good to him that he actually puts his hand on his buddy’s head and guides him further down his rock hard pole!

Deep Throating Marine

On May 27, 2009 in AWOL Marines, Blow Job, Deep Throat, Sex While On Duty, Soldiers We'd Fuck

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Sometimes guys are in need of some good head, and nothing else. Most of the time they just end up using their hands or picking some girl up, but that always leads to complications. Let’s face it, a girl will want to know what the fuck you’re thinking two seconds after you’ve nut. That’s why a best buddy can be more than a person to shoot hoops with. When you think about it, it actually makes a lot of sense. Two horny dudes want to avoid all the hassles that a girl brings, so why not just suck each other off. No one has to know, and you can just play porn in the background and let your imagination go where it wants to. Sound preposterous? Just check out these two buddies below. The one doing the sucking is suspiciously amazing. At one point Bobby Garcia arranges them so the guy getting sucked has his hand over his pal’s shaved head. Believe it or not, his dick actually grew harder, and so did ours.

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