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Sex In A Sling – It’s Not What You Think!

On July 28, 2010 in AWOL Marines, All American Military, Big Dick, Blow Job, Bobby Garcia, Cum, Hot Geeks, Hung Soldiers, Jerking Off, Military Videos, Military and Uniforms, Sex While On Duty, Solo J/O, Young Recruits, blowjob

Sex In A Sling – It's Not What You Think, Bro!

Sex In A Sling – It's Not What You Think, Bro!

Sex In A Sling – It's Not What You Think, Bro!

Sex In A Sling – It's Not What You Think, Bro!

Things just keep getting weirder and weirder down in Bobby Garcia’s basement. In this strangely erotic clip, Bobby plays medic to a horny young recruit with one arm in a sling. When the guy showed up at Bobby’s door, he was immediately triaged into the ICU (Intensive Cocksucking Unit.) And just think – some people say that America doesn’t take good enough care of its wounded vets! Pshaw! In the interest of disclosure, this guy actually broke his arm by falling out of a bunk. He was giving a blowjob to his sergeant underneath the covers when an alarm sounded for a surprise drill. Startled, he sat up and bashed his blanketed head against the top of the bunk, then toppled almost five feet onto the hard floor. The emergency lighting turns on automatically during any nighttime drill, so everyone in the barrack saw him writhing in pain on the floor – with a blanket tangled around his head and a boner sticking out of his briefs. Seemingly undaunted, he makes excellent use of his one good hand in this AWOL Marines clip – with a little help from Nurse Bobby.

Sex In A Sling – It’s Not What You Think, Bro!

Selfish Military Top

On July 20, 2010 in AWOL Marines, All American Military, Big Dick, Blow Job, Bobby Garcia, Cum, Deep Throat, Hot Bodies, Hot Geeks, Hung Soldiers, Military Videos, Young Recruits, blowjob

Selfish Military Top

Selfish Military Top

Selfish Military Top

Selfish Military Top

In this hot new clip from AWOL Marines, a smug and sexy young marine with dark hair strips down to his boxers and then gets naked, revealing a bad boy piercing in his navel. He’s got a confident swagger, but he lets Bobby suck him off. He never really acknowledges Bobby and doesn’t show any appreciation. He was clearly desperate to get his rocks off, but he acts like he’s doing Bobby a favor and treats him like an object. Just the way Bobby likes it!

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Bobby Plays with Nerdy Marine

On August 04, 2009 in AWOL Marines, Blow Job, Bobby Garcia, Cum, Hot Geeks, Jerking Off, Soldiers We'd Fuck

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We love hot nerds, and we definitely love Marines, so you can imagine how we lost our shit when we saw this dude with his geeky glasses and his tight little body slipping out of his Adidas shorts to play with his dick. We’re not sure what the hell kind of lesbo porn Bobby plays these dudes, but not only does it work, but they end up allowing him to put his greedy little hand all over their private bits.

Once Bobby hypnotizes his prey with his hand he’s able to go as far as he wants. This particular Marine allows Bobby to suck his dick for a while, and Bobby almost looks as happy as we would if we had such a chance. After a while not even Bobby’s mouth can replace the feeling of his own hand and the geeky Marine reclines back in bed and uses his own hand.

Bobby has always reminded us of those opportunistic animals you see on the Discovery Channel who swoop in after something’s been killed. Once the guy cums, Bobby swoops in like a cum vulture in order to catch all the gooey jizz. He then scurried off into the shadows with it to do God knows what with it. We guess some things are just better left as mysteries. Enjoy all the hotness below!

Nerdy Soldier Gets Off

On March 03, 2009 in AWOL Marines, Bobby Garcia, Cum, Hot Bodies, Hot Geeks, Soldiers We'd Fuck, Solo J/O

We’re not quite sure where Bobby Garcia found this soldier, but we’re glad he did. We’re in shock that this beefy stud would take his clothes off for the camera, let alone pull his pud (his words) in front of a gay man. What’s really sexy about this guy is that he’s got the whole geek thing going on, but he also has a rockin’ body. Before he’s fully hard, he’s all smiles and jokes as he nonchalantly yanks on his dick while holding a conversation with Bobby.
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After a while, certain things come up and the soldier gets quiet. There’s a look of determination on his face as he concentrates on the girls on the screen. Most guys will sit and watch whatever is playing, but this guy grabs the remote and fast forwards until he gets to something that he really likes. He gets super hard before he finally nuts all over – but unlike most guys, he sits back and enjoys rubbing his cock for a little while longer before he cleans up. Maybe next time he’ll even let Bobby give him a little mouth to cock action!
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What would you do…

On January 24, 2008 in AWOL Marines, Blow Job, Blow-Up Dolls, Bobby Garcia, Boot Camp Sex, Circle Jerk, Code of Honor, Cum, Fucking, Hairy, Hot Geeks, Hung Soldiers, Jerking Off, Military and Uniforms, Sex Toys, Sex While On Duty, Solo J/O, Young Recruits


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if you knew a bunch of hot and horny Marines were coming to your house to drink a little beer, watch a little porn, let you watch while they stroke themselves and maybe a little more? You’re probably thinking right now that I’m yanking your fucking chain, but I’m not. This is exactly what happens in Bobby Garcia’s basement on a daily basis.


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The word is out around Camp Pendleton that Bobby has the best straight and girl-on-girl porn movies cause he can’t keep the horny Marines from knocking on his door every day.


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Not wanting to seem like a bad host Bobby makes these guys feel at home, which includes throwing on some porn for the guys to enjoy.


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I don’t care what anyone says but straight guys are so easy to get aroused. Two beers, and a ‘hey your dick is so big can I play with it?’ comment and not only will they be sporting major wood but they’ll also probably let you suck them off.


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At least it seems to work for Bobby cause I’ve seen him drop more times than Marines in training.


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Just don’t tell anyone cause this information is classified.

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