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Huge Marine Cums Buckets!

On February 17, 2009 in AWOL Marines, Big Dick, Bobby Garcia, Cum, Hung Soldiers, Sex Toys, Soldiers We'd Fuck, Solo J/O

From the moment we saw the latest AWOL Marine make his way over to Bobby’s bed we fell in love. He didn’t say what branch of the military he serves, but it doesn’t really matter. This particular soldier is hot and hung! Sometimes these guys can come across as a bit scary and intimidating, but this particular dude seems really nice, and is quick to flash a heart-melting grin that’ll have you wanting to jump into bed with him. He also likes the feel of silk boxers, which we get to see for a sec before he takes them off and unveils his impressive package.
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Our mouths dropped when we saw him in all his erect glory. This guy is packing some serious meatage! Bobby had to keep pouring lube into the toy he was stroking himself with because there was just way too much to keep lubricated.
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We loved his sexy devil grin as he came buckets all over the black bedspread. He holds his dick straight out and even uses two hands to get the job done. Of course, when you’re that big you need as much help as you can get. No wonder he was complaining of fatigue at the beginning of the video, it’s a full-time job just trying to get off. We’re just glad he’s able to do it!
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What would you do…

On January 24, 2008 in AWOL Marines, Blow Job, Blow-Up Dolls, Bobby Garcia, Boot Camp Sex, Circle Jerk, Code of Honor, Cum, Fucking, Hairy, Hot Geeks, Hung Soldiers, Jerking Off, Military and Uniforms, Sex Toys, Sex While On Duty, Solo J/O, Young Recruits


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if you knew a bunch of hot and horny Marines were coming to your house to drink a little beer, watch a little porn, let you watch while they stroke themselves and maybe a little more? You’re probably thinking right now that I’m yanking your fucking chain, but I’m not. This is exactly what happens in Bobby Garcia’s basement on a daily basis.


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The word is out around Camp Pendleton that Bobby has the best straight and girl-on-girl porn movies cause he can’t keep the horny Marines from knocking on his door every day.


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Not wanting to seem like a bad host Bobby makes these guys feel at home, which includes throwing on some porn for the guys to enjoy.


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I don’t care what anyone says but straight guys are so easy to get aroused. Two beers, and a ‘hey your dick is so big can I play with it?’ comment and not only will they be sporting major wood but they’ll also probably let you suck them off.


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At least it seems to work for Bobby cause I’ve seen him drop more times than Marines in training.


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Just don’t tell anyone cause this information is classified.

Camp Pendleton Marines: Under the Camouflage

On January 17, 2008 in AWOL Marines, Beer, Blow Job, Blow-Up Dolls, Boot Camp Sex, Circle Jerk, Code of Honor, Cum, Fucking, Hairy, Hot Geeks, Hung Soldiers, Jerking Off, Military and Uniforms, Sex Toys, Sex While On Duty, Solo J/O


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Bobby Garcia is the dirtiest little sex pig on then Internet. He loves to lure innocent hot looking Camp Pendleton Marines into his dark and dirty basement and have his way with them. We’re not quite sure how he can tell which guys will be the hung one’s but there is no shortage of massive cock on this site.


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Bobby loves to have his ass violated and offers it to the straight Marines who always take the bait. Almost every guy is the same, at first he’ll look slightly uncomfortable sliding his manhood into a dude’s hole, but once his pulsating meat realizes that a hole is a hole he grabs Bobby’s hips and pillages his asshole.


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Aside from all the fucking that goes on, there are a lot of videos of guys unloading their jism all over the place. Some like to use blow-up dolls while others are content with beer, some porn and a little baby oil.


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Sometimes the Marines will bring their buddies with them just for a laugh little do their friends know that they’ll be involved in the action!


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Once they all get naked, these buddies like to crack jokes and talk about girls to ease the tension of having to pull their puds while other dudes are in the room. At first they might not be rock hard but sooner or later all of them rise to attention. The room will get a little more quite as each Marine tries to measure the size of his manhood by sneaking a peak at his buddies cocks.


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To see Bobby’s slutty ass in action click here!

Straight Cocks in Gay Ass!

On January 10, 2008 in AWOL Marines, Blow Job, Blow-Up Dolls, Boot Camp Sex, Circle Jerk, Cum, Fucking, Hairy, Hot Geeks, Hung Soldiers, Jerking Off, Military and Uniforms, Sex Toys, Sex While On Duty, Solo J/O, Young Recruits


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Bobby Garcia sure knows how to get the Camp Pendleton Marines to do his bidding. The slick talker lures guys into his basement where he has straight porn playing for them. He’ll leave them in the room by themselves for a while instructing them not to cum. Once he re-enters the guys are always rock hard and ready to go.


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The guys continue to stroke their meat while he gives them some baby oil, and has them sniff some poppers to relax. After a few minutes of chitchat, in which he asks the guys about their sex life, he’ll instruct them to put on a condom.


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Here’s where Bobby’s skills come in. He always manages to place himself on all fours in front of the Marines in a way where the guys are still able to see the television screen. Once he offers up his ass, the guys always insert their raging boners into his willing hole. It’s pretty fucking brilliant!


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There’s something about watching a real straight guy fuck a gay man that just can’t be beat. We’re a little jealous that Bobby has had hundreds of inches of straight cock in his ass, but hopefully he’ll give us some pointers.


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To watch Bobby get pounded go to www.awolmarines.com

Jerked-Off By A Hot Geek With a FleshJack!

On July 13, 2007 in AWOL Marines, Car Sex, Hot Geeks, Military and Uniforms, Sex Diary, Sex Toys, Solo J/O

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The response to the clips last week was great. You guys like clips, so I’ll give you clips! This week I’ve got 2 more from last week’s scene (above) plus an additional 6 clips from a brand new scene (throughout post). As long as Bobby keeps sending ‘em (or anyone else does) I’ll post ‘em! Bobby’s site is AWOL Marines and I’ll link to it throughout this post like I did before. If you want a great 100% real, military sex site check it out! If a few people subscribe I’m sure Bobby will keep sending me free clips to share.

I’m finally back home after visiting my brother for a week. It was nice to get out of town, but it’s always nice to be home again. I didn’t have much luck with the local gloryholes this week after I got back, but it wasn’t all a bust because I did end up having an unexpected adventure last night.

I don’t know if you guys like hearing these true stories, but I like sharing them. Leave me some comments! So here we go with what happened last night.

There’s this event every week at this club here in LA called Micky’s and it’s called Cocktails With the Stars. Basically, there’s this cute guy named Scotty B and he interviews different porn star guests each week. Some porn industry people show up as well. Everyone gets drunk, you get groped, and you go home. Usually, that is. Last night was a little different!

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As usual, I had a couple drinks to loosen up and then the show started. They were giving away these jack off toys called FleshJacks. Basically, it’s like this big flashlight looking thing with a fleshlike silicone insert that massages your cock. The part you stick your dick in looks like either a mouth or an ass. You lube it up (and warm it up with water if you want) and then stick your dick in and start ramming until you shoot your wad and fill the thing up with cum. Which doesn’t take long. How do I know that?! Read on…

They were having a raffle for the FleshJacks and I kind of wanted one, so I asked for some extra tickets. They had 2 to give away, but there were a lot of people there so the odds weren’t great. To make a long story short, I didn’t win one. But two guys did, and one of the guys who did was drunk and he gave his away to this other guy who was his friend. He was kind of nerdy, just the way I like them. (Remember my mall story? There’s a pattern developping I think!) He wasn’t in the military, but you can’t have it all - right? We had talked earlier in the evening and by the time he had received his inherited FleshJack prize, we were pretty drunk and started talking again. Then we were making out back by the restrooms. But this place is crowded and the restrooms are super busy, so there was no way we were gonna try to fuck around in a stall. We weren’t THAT drunk. So he suggested we go out to his car, which was parked a couple blocks away in a dark library parking lot.

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Once we got to the car, we pretty much ripped the clothes off of one another. By the time we were naked, the windows were pretty steamed up, giving us some privacy. Not that we needed it, since the parking lot was dead and the clubs were still open. We sucked and jerked and messed around for awhile, but it was hard to really get comfortable in his little Audi TT. So we did what any two resourceful, horny guys would do. We got out the lube (which he had in the car - Boyscout was prepared!) and greased up the good old FleshJack he had just won! We then took turns fucking the thing, going back and forth and kissing while we were using it. It only took a few turns before we were both shooting our loads into the thing.

So here’s to FleshJack! And to my hot geek in his Audi TT. I wonder if FleshJack will read this and send me a free one, now that I’ve totally plugged them with one of my anonymous sex adventures.

Well here’s all the clips I promised. Hope they get you off. Until next week, Sean out.

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