Military Jerkoff

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell… Just Suck My Dick, Bro.



It gets lonely when you're in the military, especially when you're stuck overseas. That's when you have to rely on your buddies to help you out. After all, what's a little hand job between friends? Don't ask, don't tell - it may not be politically correct, but that's how we roll. If military men are what gets you off, then you're in the right place! Every week we'll be searching the net for the hottest new military pictures and videos to get you off. Atten-shun! Cocks in jerk position! And... Begin!

Three big, thick marines, sitting on a couch….

On June 20, 2008 in AWOL Marines

Story time ya’ll! This one’s a good one, and involved the three very hot – and very straight – army guys that Bobby Garcia dragged over to his apartment the other afternoon to hangout. Now this one’s interesting because all three were actually really good lifelong pals (the two darker haired guys had actually grown up next door together), so these guy’s had done everything together.

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 Well, almost everything. Before the taping, they told Bobby that they had totally seen each other naked all the time – and that in the barracks, they probably spent more time out of uniform than in uniform, in a completely straight way, of course.

So as you can imagine, things started out pretty smoothly when Bobby asked them all to drop their pants and sit on the couch together. No big deal, right? Well, Bobby suspect these guys were willing to be more than just friends as they’re cocks started to get hard from the bisexual porn flick that was on the television in front of them, and if you watch carefully, you can see that more than one of the guy’s lets his eyes wander to his buddy’s stiff dick from time to time – causing him to jerk his dick even faster and more rigorously. We’re not saying watching his buddy stroke his meat turned him on – but it definitely didn’t hurt!

Three fail-proof tips to talking a straight boy our of his pants - and into your bed.

On June 17, 2008 in AWOL Marines

So how do you talk a straight guy into stripping down beating off in front of you? Here’s a few tips for your own personal conquests from the master of straight boy seduction himself, Bobby Garcia:

First off, there here aren’t many things more persuasive than a 6-pack of Budweisser and a few blunts. Seriously, after gulping down the beer and ripping some good weed, most guys will do anything - with anyone.

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Furthermore, never underestimate the power of straight porn. Straight guys have like a sixth sense when it comes to movies about chicks getting banged, and if you have one playing on a TV anywhere in your place, they’re bound to find it. I just recently had this total straight recruit over - and the minute I put popped in “Her First Gangbang”, he’d pitched a tent in his tight red shorts faster than I could blink.

Finally, don’t bullshit around what you want. Sure, it’s great to joke and play when you’re chatting it up with your hunky straight buddy, but always be direct in what you want. It’s the only way you’re going to get your lips around that juicy straight boy cock!

Fire in the hole! Bobby’s cock jacking causes another explosion!

On June 06, 2008 in AWOL Marines

It’s always nice to have someone around to take care of you. Cater to you, serve you, and make your every wish their command – and there’s nobody more deserving of such all-start treatment than our men in uniform. Of course, it’s those men willing to get out uniform who Bobby Garcia likes to take care of, like the service man he serviced a few evenings ago in the privacy of his own bedroom.

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An especially laid back recruit, Bobby’s latest hook-up was all about pulling his hands in the air, kick back, and pull out his meat for Bobby to twerk and jerk. Everything about this guy was super sexy – his smooth skin contrasting those hair pits of his are sure to make any horny motherfucker drool. Sure, it wasn’t the biggest sausage on the block, but Bobby’s always good at treating everyone’s dick equally – with an end result more explosive than a hand grenade in a huddle of Commies. Fire in the hole, Bobby!

A dirty showertime soakfest that will make you feel wet, clean, and dirty all at the same time

On May 29, 2008 in AWOL Marines

Stand at attention, troops! Bobby Garcia has got a shower scene that will leave you more than just a little drippy. In fact, it’s a full on soakfest, that’s bound to leave no dry seat left in the barracks.

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 You see, sometimes all new recruit really wants is a nice, warm shower to help him relax after a long day of polishing his rifle and submitting to his harsh general’s every command. So when Bobby invited his latest cadet over to his place to hang out, he knew the second he laid eyes on him that a little hose down would do just the trick in order to get this sexy solider in the mood for a little jack-off fun time.

Of course, Bobby never made any promises that this would be a solo shower scene; the second our solider hoped into the shower, Bobby was right behind him with his video camera, and – pulling back the curtains – was there to catchy every soapy, foaming moment of this guy’s own personal private clean-up. There’s nothing better than the feeling of warm water all over a nice, strong military-trained body, and Bobby’s not one to let an opportunity pass him by. Getting down and dirty never looked so fresh and clean!

Bobby double books takes on not one, but two marine loads

On May 23, 2008 in AWOL Marines

Oh doggy! Have we got a treat for you guys today! You see, my buddy Bobby has always been a pretty ambitious guy. The kind of guy that likes to take on a lot at one time. Sometimes, even, he’s been known to take on way too much than he can handle all by himself, which is why he’ll call me over to his house every now and then…but we’ll save that story for later.

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In Bobby’s latest update, Bobby’s got a bit of a problem. See, as the blowjob master himself, he’s getting quite a reputation around the barracks for giving some pretty amazing head to any guy who’s curious and open-minded enough to bust his load in the presence of another guy.

So when two marines wandered off base late at night and ended up at Bobby’s at the same time, Bobby only had one choice – to take on not just one load, but two at a time. Like a pro, Bobby positioned himself in front of his two young bucks, and started sucking one as he jacked the other, his head dipping back and forth just as if he was bobbin’ for apples. Both dudes had been savin’ up their loads for 3 days straight just for this special visit, and according to Bobby, it’s the wettest he’s been in a long time. Hmmm, that’s funny. Us too!

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