Military Jerkoff

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell… Just Suck My Dick, Bro.



It gets lonely when you're in the military, especially when you're stuck overseas. That's when you have to rely on your buddies to help you out. After all, what's a little hand job between friends? Don't ask, don't tell - it may not be politically correct, but that's how we roll. If military men are what gets you off, then you're in the right place! Every week we'll be searching the net for the hottest new military pictures and videos to get you off. Atten-shun! Cocks in jerk position! And... Begin!

Hot Straight Jocks Fuck

On June 30, 2009 in Active Duty, Big Dick, Blow Job, Cum, Dink Flamingo, Foursome, Fucking, Hot Bodies, Jerking Off, Sex While On Duty, Soldiers We'd Fuck

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Battle Cry is the first in a hot series of amateur films directed by Dink Flamingo. Dink’s movies are always so appealing because he really lets the models get used to each other by leaving the room and letting the camera roll. Usually by the time he gets back the models have loosened up, and perhaps loosened each other up if you know what we mean.

Such is the case in the first scene between Kaden and Thomas. Both of these guys have rockin’ bodies, which is exactly what jumpstarts the sex. Thomas starts talking about Kaden’s rock hard abs and how it leads to another area where something deliciously rock hard can be found as well. As you can imagine, that’s all it really takes for two horn dogs to get into it and pretty soon they are both stroking themselves side-by-side.

Thomas wastes no time moving in and taking Kaden’s cock in his mouth, and before you know it an ass is presented and someone is impaled for the first time. And that’s just the first fucking scene! We won’t even get into the foursome that follows this, but all we can say is that the first scene is so hot you’ll find it hard to get to the second one without blowing your load.

Marine Buddy Suck Fest

On June 23, 2009 in AWOL Marines, Blow Job, Deep Throat, Low Hangers, Sex While On Duty

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There is definitely something fishy about the guys in the armed forces. There’s just no reasonable way to explain this many guys ending up at Bobby’s house engaging in what could definitely be considered homosexual behavior. We get the fact that these guys don’t have very much privacy and probably jump at the chance to watch some hot lesbian porn and get off, but some of these guys suck dick just as well as our favorite porn stars!

Take these two, for instance. The one doing the sucking holds his buddy’s dick at the base and allows himself to go as far down the shaft as his gag reflex will allow. Incidentally, he’s pretty much able to take the entire thing down his throat. We have a feeling this isn’t the first time that these two have done this, but they still put on a jovial, disinterested affectation, which we’re guessing is supposed to throw us off from the fact that they are really enjoying themselves. No worries boys. Your secrets are safe with us!

Cock Sucking Marine

On June 16, 2009 in AWOL Marines, Blow Job, Deep Throat, Hot Bodies, Pubes, Sex While On Duty

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Most straight guys aren’t really all that proficient at sucking cock, but this one dick smoker that appears on Bobby’s site has some skills. Not only is he able to take most of it down his throat but he also works the head with his tongue – flicking at it as if he was a snake. He also does a really good job working the outside of the shaft, and seems to understand the importance of sucking hard and using his hand to stimulate a warm vagina or even a tight ass!

We’re not saying that these dudes are gay – far from it – but it seems like maybe they have done this before. Not that we’d be surprised. Guys will do just about anything when they are truly horny, and what’s wrong with lending each other a helping hand or a willing mouth when there are no girls available? Clearly, something’s being done right or the dude getting sucked wouldn’t have such a raging hard-on!

Marine Buddies Flip-Flop Fuck

On June 09, 2009 in AWOL Marines, Flip-Flop Fuck, Fucking, Hot Bodies, Hung Soldiers, Sex While On Duty

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When we saw this clip over at AWOL Marines we knew we would be sharing it with our readers. Loyal readers will know that we love Bobby Garcia’s site. There ain’t nothing that bitch won’t do to get a few good men naked on camera, but even we were caught off guard when we saw this update.

We thought it was going to be your typical Marine fucks Marine buddy, pulls out, jerks off and cums – boy were we wrong. The first thing we noticed was how the top was totally fucking his buddy in the most sensuous manner. There’s just something about it that makes us feel like he’s really into it, which says a lot considering you can hear straight porn playing in the background throughout. Not only do these two have a connection, but the top gets into it and starts rocking the bed. HOT!

After a while he slips out, and it looks like he’s going to jerk himself off. We didn’t notice it the first time but what he’s doing is putting a condom on the bottom’s cock. The next thing we knew he was positioning himself right over his buddy’s dick, grabbing it at the base and trying to stuff it into his tight ass. We’re going to go take a very cold shower now.

Dick-Sucking Good Fun

On June 03, 2009 in AWOL Marines, Blow Job, Deep Throat, Sex While On Duty, Smoking, Soldiers We'd Fuck

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We love all the reports that say that gays in the military would be a bad thing. From what we’ve seen on Bobby Garcia’s site not only have gays already infiltrated the military, but they are having (gasp) gay sexual relations to boot! We just can’t imagine what must go on after lights out in some of these camps. Even the straight guys are down for a little man-on-man action, but we already knew this. C’mon, guys are easy and a dude’s mouth will feel just the same as a girl’s. In fact, it’ll feel better because a guy who sucks his buddy’s cock knows exactly how it feels on the receiving end. Case in point, these two wearing camouflage paint on their faces. The dude getting sucked is watching straight porn – probably pretending a girl is smoking his cock. It feels so good to him that he actually puts his hand on his buddy’s head and guides him further down his rock hard pole!

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